Better get to bed. I wanna get up and go to the gym tomorrow. Got to get ready for bathing suit season ;-)
‘Drunk octopus wants to fight you.’
On the back of the bathroom door in a Brooklyn bar.
Thank you, bedhead, for this:
My friend is a police officer, and he has been approached by several people lately wanting to know how to identify a Meth Lab.
Here is a picture of four Labs. I think it’s pretty obvious which one is the Meth Lab.
Clement Clarke Moore (Illustrated by Jan Brett): The Night Before Christmas
Franz Kafka: The Metamorphosis